In the years before retirement and our discovery of raquette walking we used to have what we referred to as our February French fix. My school half term coincided with Mr McGregor’s birthday so we used to take the opportunity to visit northern France for a few days. I have fond memories of those short breaks; a dining room in Cambrai bedecked with brass instruments, so many I half expected a jazz band to appear and start playing at any moment; an extremely cold restaurant alongside its partner fishmonger where we ate fruits de mer with a phalanx of implements for poking and prodding out every last delectable morsel; not being able to drive into Le Touquet because of gendarmes blocking the main road and wondering if it had any connection with the scores of motorbikes we had seen on the way there. It had. I read later that there had been an enormous endurance race across the sand dunes, an annual event.

Staying in a bizarre little hotel where our bedroom and the dining room looked like the prop stores of an eccentric theatrical troupe. Another hotel room near Montreuil which was wallpapered in brown that covered the ceiling as well. It was like sleeping in a cardboard box. A longer jaunt into Normandy where when driving around the Swiss Normand in the fog it suddenly cleared just as we came upon two hang gliders about to launch themselves into the void. A wet and forlorn visit to Lens, a place which seemed to have nothing to offer except estate agents and wedding wear shops. A sadder memory was stopping at a tiny British cemetery on top of a windswept down and reading the list of young soldiers names in the register stored in a recess.
Living in the south west as we do visits to northern France now consist of driving through it as fast as we can to catch a ferry or a shuttle to the UK or to return home quickly. Planning our journey arrangements for our regular Christmas trip in December I asked myself what was the rush all about? There are some lovely towns in the Hauts-de-France that we hadn’t visited so why not? We are retired after all!
So I had a chat with himself and it was decided that Beauvais, a place he likes to use as a stopover, might be a good town to explore more closely during our return. Our son, the cyclist, had enthused about the stained glass in the cathedral. The B and B hotel we’ve always used has often been a source of amusement to us as it sits very close to a cemetery that you have to drive past to arrive at reception.

We had a lovely pre Christmas long weekend in Kent meeting up with most of the family at our traditional December ‘do’. The Cornish branch decided that in the face of red bad weather alerts across the whole western side of the UK they were safer staying at home. Luckily, we didn’t suffer too much although several nearby events were cancelled as a precaution. So with Christmas presents having been swapped and our boot full of UK goodies requested by fellow retirees back home we waved Rainham goodbye.
A slight unexplained holdup at the Folkestone end of the shuttle but it was still daylight when we arrived at our hotel and despite a closed reception I managed the intricacies of the automatic check-in and we were soon installed and making tea!

To our great disappointment the nearby ‘gruffalo bill’ was ‘ferme exceptionellement’ and we ended up in Macdonald’s for dinner. I was not pleased. A downside of using a hotel operating in a commercial centre with only fast food outlets to hand.
But breakfast the next morning was good and the manageress extremely helpful with working out which bus would get us into the town centre and directions as to where we needed to catch it, a short walk away.

It was a longish ride but we got to see a lot of the suburbs of Beauvais and be silly for a friend who doesn’t believe that ‘i’m only the chauffeur’ does buses.
The end of the line was by the Hotel de Ville and we’d passed a huge church just before. The wind was cold but hands in pockets and collars up we walked back around the block to find the church entrance.

A sheep ran off as we approached and a sign informed us that sheep were used to graze the grass!

Another also explained as to how much damage had been inflicted in the town during the second world war. It’s amazing that anything of historic value remained. Finding the entrance we noticed people clustered around and assumed we’d arrived at the end of a mass. We walked in quietly and loitered near the back. I tiptoed across to get a better view of the organ that was still playing and then realised to my horror we had gatecrashed a funeral.

As we hurriedly left I noticed a sign on the door that said the church was only open on Saturday and Sunday. This was Tuesday. Humph, the website had said it was open every day. We walked back into the enormous square where a Christmas fair was set up and sought out a cafe to regroup.


Over a deliciously chocolatey cappuccino I searched the websites. The confusion lay in that the information about the church of Saint-Etienne de Beauvais and the cathedral Saint-Pierre de Beauvais switch confusingly from one to the other. We had been in the church of Saint-Etienne which is famed for its 16th century stained glass but it was the cathedral the cyclist had been talking about and that was indeed open. The church of Saint-Etienne had not only been badly bombed but had also suffered fire damage. The windows are considered to have been created in the studio of Le Prince, celebrated glassmakers who produced windows for both the cathedral and the church over three generations of the same family during the Renaissance. More confusion! (We only saw one rose window by them in the cathedral and from an awkward angle due to the travaux)


We found the cathedral of Saint-Pierre a couple of streets away surrounded by hoardings and lots of works vans. It has an impressive entrance up many steps but then you walk between wooden boarding to gain access to the choir. The immediate impression is one of breathtaking height. I read later that it is the highest gothic choir in the world at 48.5 metres!


It was quite dizzying leaning back to take it all in. Huge sheeting shielded the view of the ongoing restoration but we able to pick our way around to a side chapel where our breath was taken away again by the size of a wooden buttress holding up the stones around us!

Next to a tiny bookstall was a 19th century astronomical clock ticking away in the gloom.

Buying two books about the church and the cathedral for reading later we walked back to the choir to investigate the stained glass windows, a mixture of glass across several different centuries. Thankfully, the oldest pieces had been stored safely during world war two.

This contemporary stained glass which was created by several artists between the fifties and eighties was presumably what had impressed our son and triggered our interest in making this visit. I was very glad we had although disappointed that the earlier glass in the church of Saint-Etienne wasn’t available to us and that examples in the cathedral were mostly hidden between drapes. A reason to come back?
By now we were feeling quite chilled and peckish so were very pleased to spot a brasserie across the road from the cathedral. It was very welcoming with a good lunchtime menu and copious helpings. Feeding northern appetites?

Reading my books between courses I learnt that the cathedral was never finished, hence its odd shape. We had entered via the transept and been led into the choir but the nave had never been built. Two major collapses in the 13th and 16th century meant fears of further ones led to an abandonment of more building work. Apparently, it has continued to be a fragile construction which would explain that wooden buttress. I was glad we had seen the cathedral if its future is that unpredictable.

As we walked back towards the Christmas fair we passed another remnant of Beauvais’ past. The collegiale Saint Barthelemy, another victim of wartime bombing.


In the square the fair wasn’t busy. I imagine it wakes up in the evening, but the huge and beautiful carousel was operating. We wandered about and got silly!



At the bus stop where we had arrived, I asked where we should go for the return journey. I was told to stay right where we were. The bus does a continuous loop so back through the suburbs we went, looking forward to cups of tea and a rest before trying the gruffalo bill again. Always assuming we had an appetite after our indulgent lunch!
Driving home the next day I began to ponder possible destinations for our next return journey from the north!


























































































